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Former Red Sox pitcher hangs up cleats with humorous farewell

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A former Red Sox pitcher announced his retirement with a humorous statement regarding his future plans.

The former Red Sox reliever roasted his own retirement plans, including whether his elbow could withstand holding a leash as his dog chases a rabbit.

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