Woody Paige: Blessed be MLB lockout solution — and new Rockies owners

Columnist Woody Paige criticizes the Colorado Rockies' performance, noting they hold the lowest winning percentage in modern MLB history.
In the tradition of “Say it ain’t so, (Shoeless) Joe…” “Say it ain’t ick, (Party Deck) Dick.” The Colorado Roxbottomfeeders are the worst franchise in the entire modern history (1901-2026) of Major League Baseball with a .453 winning percentage. They are 30th of 30 current teams all-time. As another pitiable, pathetic, piteous season ends Sunday, […]
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